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iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

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pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

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sprinkleofglitr:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

Can’t. Stop. Watching

sprinkleofglitr:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

Can’t. Stop. Watching

brooklynmuseum:

“A loop after a loop. Hour after hour my madness becomes crochet.” - says #BKArtistsBall artist Olek who covers people, objects and places in bright, cozy knits. Today she will cover our Instagram!
Here’s Olek on a fence in Red Hook, Whateverrrr (image © Jaime Rojo brooklynstreetart).

brooklynmuseum:

A loop after a loop. Hour after hour my madness becomes crochet.” - says #BKArtistsBall artist Olek who covers people, objects and places in bright, cozy knits. Today she will cover our Instagram!

Here’s Olek on a fence in Red Hook, Whateverrrr (image © Jaime Rojo brooklynstreetart).

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brooklynmuseum:

Springtime is upon us and this year’s especially long winter makes us appreciate it even more so. The transition to warmer temperatures usually coincides with brighter colors all around us like pink, purple, peach, coral, and blue. 
The Brooklyn Museum’s former Edward C. Blum Design Laboratory in Decorative Arts influenced fashion designers and manufacturers by making costume and textile works available to members for research. As a service to Design Lab members, the department staff produced color direction cards, or swatch samples, twice a year for designers in fashion and home interiors. In the Spring 1965 issue of Color Directions, pictured above, the forecast predicts:
“Pinks of all varieties will be featured in both apparel and home-furnishing market. While some amber tonalities will undoubtedly carry over from Fall 1964, clear pinks and rose reds, 296-311, look fresher. An old favorite, American Beauty, returns in a brighter version, 311.”

Photo: Brooklyn Museum Archives. Records of the Department of Costumes and Textiles: Edward C. Blum Design Laboratory. Swatches: Color Directions, Spring 1965.Posted by Eunice Liu

brooklynmuseum:

Springtime is upon us and this year’s especially long winter makes us appreciate it even more so. The transition to warmer temperatures usually coincides with brighter colors all around us like pink, purple, peach, coral, and blue.

The Brooklyn Museum’s former Edward C. Blum Design Laboratory in Decorative Arts influenced fashion designers and manufacturers by making costume and textile works available to members for research. As a service to Design Lab members, the department staff produced color direction cards, or swatch samples, twice a year for designers in fashion and home interiors. In the Spring 1965 issue of Color Directions, pictured above, the forecast predicts:

“Pinks of all varieties will be featured in both apparel and home-furnishing market. While some amber tonalities will undoubtedly carry over from Fall 1964, clear pinks and rose reds, 296-311, look fresher. An old favorite, American Beauty, returns in a brighter version, 311.”

Photo: Brooklyn Museum Archives. Records of the Department of Costumes and Textiles: Edward C. Blum Design Laboratory. Swatches: Color Directions, Spring 1965.
Posted by Eunice Liu

dogapult:

the pact has been made.

dogapult:

the pact has been made.

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though

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nonomella:

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

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